Hi my little techie torches. So how is your life in the metaverse for you? ah? Have you ever stepped foot there? Oh ?? You have nothing to say? Ah, you mean you have nothing else to do but mock this evil virtual world? Ah all right. The words are spoken. Terms are set. But you can’t stop me from giving you jobs that already exist in this unreal parallel world, because the future belongs to people who know how to use a virtual reality headset.
Apparently of all the group of professions that have a future in the metaverse, it is certainly one of the leaders in line. Not only are many translators able to telecommute, but the metaverse also offers them to work as such (Source).
If there’s one profession that knows no boundaries, it’s advertising. Already at the point of the Moon’s invasion, the advertisers of course have a boulevard ahead of them to conquer the metaverse. Will you return a cup of sorrow?
Obviously, what would the metaverse be without the architects? We already need them dash. In a space where there is everything to do, without even the slightest restriction, an architectural firm has entered the game of perfectly designing a town. Boah after their delirium ha. As long as they plan to help rebuild the ruins of Mariupol, I’m ok.
A Rennes start-up (probably formerly repentant dog punks from Rennes 2) has created the first hospital in the metaverse. Actually the idea is not entirely stupid, above all a question of almost copying the operation of a hospital with the aim of training young doctors. We can only hope that they have already thought of creating dirty hospitals with underpaid and underpaid nurses. (source)
5. Tall Fashion Stylist
Designing a non-wearable dress for a bad price is no longer the privilege of the real world rich. It is now possible to buy long dresses in metaverse fashion.
What’s the point? Ah, if you’re against progress either I can’t do anything for you after all.
Since the pandemic, virtual prostitution platforms have experienced a boom, as evidenced in the article. So the metaverse will be the new ideal place to almost sell its charms. Does it dream of you?
If you haven’t gotten through even your thousands of visits to Paris, it may be time for you to bet on the metaverse where more detailed forms of humor resemble a Linkin post from a start-up CEO-up.
Wait wait… A space where you can change your identity, choose an avatar and communicate with the whole world can be used for illegal activities ????
Welcome to the metaverse, a beautiful space with a future for traders of all races and terrorists.
9. A homeless person
Yeah ok it doesn’t work. The character was created by the Entourage association to increase the awareness of the users. Well yes because when we all end up in the metaverse, that means we don’t go out on the streets anymore and we don’t see people begging anymore and we let them die even with their mouths slightly open. This virtual world is so beautiful that it finally deprives us of all the misery of the world. Very humanistic.
A very good breeder tried a funny thing: putting a virtual reality helmet on his cows to make them believe they were in the pasture. So yeah well ok it’s really a work to be cow but it’s crazy to imagine that we use the metaverse to make them believe that they are not really in a small box without the meadow or sun. The metaverse really needs cows for hams.